(One Night Two Days)
(One rainy spring day)
(Cherry blossom buds greet the viewers.)
(That's pretty.)
(The spring breeze)
(Fluttering cherry blossom petals)
(The flowers are wet with spring rain.)
This is awesome.
- They're in full bloom. - Look over there.
They're almost there.
(The warmness of spring excites them.)
- Look at this one. - They are nice.
- You're right. - Nice.
- Many will come out to see them. - What a view.
Isn't this a famous spot?
- Of course. - Right?
It's foggy due to the rain.
Right.
- They're not in full bloom yet. - Amazing.
I love the view.
It's like a scene from Andersen fairy tale.
(It's like being inside a fairy tale.)
- Which one? - They're all...
- cherry blossoms. - This is incredible.
It's beautiful.
Some have blossomed though.
It'll only be days till they fully blossom.
Welcome to the Cherry Blossom Path in Hadong,
South Gyeongsang Province.
It's known as one of Korea's most famous paths,
and welcomes many tourists to see cherry blossoms...
every spring.
The path starts from...
Hwagaecheon all the way to Ssanggyesa,
and it's also called the Marital Path since...
it's believed to unite couples stronger.
- I see. - The Marital Path.
- A wedding ceremony. - You mean wedding?
- For real? - Walking on the path leads to marriage?
- It must be for couples. - Right.
Hadong is also famous for something else.
What else is there?
Hadong is known as Korea's literature capital.
- Literature? - That's right.
(Up and over Mount Jiri,)
(Seomjin River appears.)
(Many literature was set here in Hadong.)
There are many literature that has its story set here.
One of the most famous novels would be...
- "The Land" by Park Kyong Ni. - I see.
(The house that belonged to the Choi Family.)
"The Post Horse" by Kim Dong Ri was also set there.
(Hwagae Market was the setting in his novel.)
"At Seomjin River" by Go Eun...
was also set in Hadong as well.
It also is the hometown of many writers such as...
poet Jeong Ho Seung and novelist Lee Byung Joo.
(Korea's literature capital, Hadong)
I don't recognize any of the names.
Then why were you in awe just now?
It's still astonishing.
He's being professional.
- Do you know them? - They're famous.
Dong Gu probably knows.
Do you know "Cow" by Hwang Sun Won?
- It's "Shower". - Right.
- You're unbelievable. - Hey.
At least he got his name right.
By the looks of it, Dong Gu will have to take the lead.
- Yes, that seems to be the case. - You know a lot.
Literature isn't our strong suit.
- Gosh. - We're following Dong Gu today.
- Literature is... - That's right.
- Right. - Dong Gu will take the lead.
- Here's the theme of this week. - It's Dong Gu.
It's Emotional Trip with the Poets.
With the poets?
The poets?
I love this.
- Will a poet be joining us for real? - Yes.
- Really? - Hang on.
- Real poets? - It could be Street Poets, the artist.
- That could be a possibility. - The Street Poets.
This episode won't be able to air then.
Really?
(The band is old.)
Now it's time to welcome the poets.
(The poets that will join them today)
How shall we address them?
- Please come on out. - Is this for real?
They are really here?
- Where are they? - Are they coming up?
(Will they be coming up all these stairs?)
Aren't we too far up for that?
- Really? - Thank you for joining us today.
(Do you mean us?)
- What? - No way!
(Are we writing poems today?)
Really?
- I'd be awful at it. - What are you doing?
You are the poets today.
Stop doing this to us.
Back when you wrote our theme song,
you all pitched in with the lyrics.
I was amazed at how talented you all were at writing.
- That's true. - Are there any poets...
that you know of?
- Well... - Anyone?
I know Park Mok Wol.
(His main work includes "The Wayfarer" and "Family".)
- So... - A poet of the past.
In 1, 2, 3.
- What? - Isn't he a novelist?
- What poems did he write? - Just tell any poems.
Can you name some of his main work?
I'd like to keep them to myself.
I know Lee Sang.
- Lee Sang? - Lee Sang!
He was known to be a genius.
- What poems did he write? - Isn't he a novelist?
- He... - I bet he doesn't know.
"Night of Counting the Stars".
- Well... - That's by Yun Dong Ju.
"Night of Counting the Stars" is not by Lee Sang.
I bet that Dong Gu...
can name a whole list of poets for us.
Name one poet that you admire.
One that you respect the most.
- The one you like? - Chun Sang Byung.
- Who? - "Cheongsan Byeolgok"?
"Cheongsan Byeolgok" is a nice poem.
Is that what you said?
I said Chun Sang Byung.
- Chun Sang Byung? - Chun Sang Byung?
- Which poem do you like? - "Return to Heaven".
- What? - I know that one.
- I know that. - I know the song.
- While waiting - While waiting
(How they were led here is beyond everyone.)
- You can fall in love - You can fall in love
That's the song by Kim Min Jong.
The first two syllables of the title are the same.
I see.
It's the case for many poets.
Instead of using the name they were given,
they have their own pen names.
Lee Sang is the pen name of Kim Hae Gyung,
and Kim So Wol is the pen name of Kim Jung Sik.
Baek Seok is the pen name of Baek Gi Haeng.
That's why I think it'd be nice for you...
to have a pen name as well.
Like Cha "Taebal" for Tae Hyun.
- What? - Should I just use that?
- You mean like the members of TVXQ? - Oh, like that.
- Sounds nice. - I already have a headache.
Is there a name that you thought...
- was cool? - Well...
How about Pork?
- Pork? - For me?
- Pork! - It can't be for me, can it?
- Unbelievable. - What about Korean Pork?
- Korean Pork. - That sounds cool.
Korean Pork Defconn.
- Korean Pork. - Korean Pork Defconn.
After writing a poem, I ate Korean pork.
Korean pork.
I get it.
That's right.
So we have Taebal and 600g.
That's not my name.
- I'm sorry. - It's my dad's.
- I'm so sorry. - It's rude for you to mention it.
- How could you? - I'm sorry.
- Wet Panties Joon Ho. - Bird Poop Joon Ho.
- What? - Pooping Joon Ho.
- That should be it. - Right.
If you think about it, it fits.
Pooping sounds okay. What do you think?
- Fine. - Do you prefer the past tense?
I'll think of it as manure then.
It'll be me who creates a forest.
- It's nature. - The soil does need it.
Pooping Joon Ho.
What about Dong Gu?
I'll be Feather Fan.
- What? - Feather Fan.
- What's that? - You can't.
- Who on earth is that? - No way.
Yours can't be the only one that sounds nice.
- It's unfair. - I can't allow it either.
He'll be Beef Tongue.
- Beef Tongue? - What do you think?
- I'll take it. - There you go.
Beef Tongue.
We should keep with the food theme.
You can be Waxing Jong Min.
- That's absurd. - Waxing.
- Waxing. - Xing for "singing".
- Waxing. - How about Hairless?
- That's nice. - Hairless Jong Min.
Don't do that.
- That's the one! - Right?
- Hairless Jong Min. I like it. - Hairless.
- It can mean the people. - The people?
The syllables can mean "the people" and "adorable".
- Adorable? - What?
- No way. - Unbelievable.
- So adorable people. - Adorable people.
The second syllable can mean "adorable".
Hi, I'm Pooping Joon Ho.
I'm Hairless Jong Min.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- I'm Korean Pork. - It's so funny.
(Joon Young's pen name is Blank Page.)
- Let's have some pork later. - The names sound real.
Since you're supposed to be poets today,
I'd appreciate it if you acted and talked like one.
I don't know how poets talk.
All poets listen up.
Now it's time for the "Lunch Game".
- The "Lunch Game"? - Already?
What time is it?
Before I reveal today's game,
I'll hand you a poem.
- Please read it. - Go ahead, Beef Tongue.
- Okay. - Good.
The poem was handed to Beef Tongue.
- I know this one already. - "Self-Portrait".
- "Self-Portrait" by Yun Dong Ju. - "Self-Portrait".
Okay.
"Self-Portrait"...
by Yun Dong Ju.
"Around the corner of a mountain foot,"
"I seek a remote well of a farm alone..."
"and stare into it."
("Self-Portrait" by Yun Dong Ju)
(By objectifying himself, Yun Dong Ju portrayed...)
(his will to reflect on himself and to overcome life.)
In "Self-Portrait", the poem you just read,
there are two lines that I want you to focus on.
Take a look at the 4th and 6th line.
"I began to hate the guy, so I turn back."
"I began to hate the guy again, so I turn back."
The next mission we've prepared is...
to reflect on yourself about your flaws.
It's "Your Flaws".
- "Your Flaws"? - "Your Flaws"?
Do you know the game, "In the Market"?
- In the market... - In the market...
(It's a game where you add up words one after another.)
This mission has the same rule.
You will say one flaw of each member...
to the rhythm and add them up.
You're out if you say it wrong or stop during the game.
- Flaws? - We should play this tomorrow as finale.
- Let's watch it on TV. - It'll be the last episode.
The last episode?
(What are you thinking of saying?)
- I've never played this kind of game. - It's hard.
It's already difficult to start with Dong Gu.
The reason we're playing this game is...
to get used to the rhythm...
and think of something spontaneously.
(Just say you want to it to be funny.)
Is this "Lunch Game"?
- This is just a warm-up. - Just a warm-up.
- It's just a warm-up. - Make the loser the target.
- Shall we begin? - Let's go.
Let's start with Jong Min. As I said, you can raise...
- an objection to the comments anytime. - All right.
- It's so difficult. - It is.
This game is so difficult.
Let's get started. Ready, go.
- Dong Gu's flaws - Dong Gu's flaws
- He has narrow shoulders - He has narrow shoulders
He has short legs
He has narrow shoulders and short legs
He has wrinkles around his eyes
He has narrow shoulders, short legs, and wrinkles
He's too introverted
He has short shoulders
(He has short shoulders?)
- You're out. - Short shoulders?
- How can shoulders be short? - He said it wrong.
- Joon Ho, you're out. - What did I say?
- You said he has short shoulders. - It makes sense.
It's a poetic expression.
He got confused with legs. His legs are short.
- Let me cover your face. - Don't cover it.
- Hold on. - Take off your glasses.
(The tapping sound was quite loud.)
This feels bad.
- He hit him really hard. - No, I didn't.
Did I take off the glasses or did they pop out?
- It's time for Jong Min's flaws. - Jong Min's flaws.
- Should I start? - Yes.
I don't have much flaws.
I don't know where to begin.
(He's got many flaws on his face already.)
- Okay. - Let's start.
Ready, go.
- Jong Min's flaws - Jong Min's flaws
His face gets easily swollen
His face gets easily swollen and he always eats alone
- He's bad at games - His face gets easily swollen
He always eats alone, he's bad at games,
and he has no girlfriend
His face gets easily swollen and he has no girlfriend
He only likes pretty girls
(He has no girlfriend and yet only likes pretty girls.)
(He starts to get hurt.)
- In 1, 2, 3, 4. - 3, 4.
(He has to say his own flaws now.)
My face easily gets swollen
- I can't remember. - It's hard.
(Then take this.)
- It's hard to remember all six flaws. - Right.
Defconn, you hit him too hard.
(Jong Min's flaws couldn't be completely revealed.)
- Tae Hyun's flaws - Tae Hyun's flaws
He looks younger than me
(He looks younger than me?)
- "He looks younger than me"? - That's not a flaw.
- It's a good thing. - That doesn't make sense.
- It's a bad thing for me. - It's a good thing.
You should say Tae Hyun's flaws, not your flaws.
You shouldn't say your own flaw.
(Defconn, get ready for the penalty.)
You have another flaw here. It's red.
- Yes, it's red here. - I saw it.
Joon Ho.
(There you go.)
- Joon Ho. - It wasn't me.
- Hey, that was mean. - Believe me.
- That was mean. - It wasn't me.
(Defconn saved Tae Hyun from this round.)
- It's time to talk about Defconn's flaws. - Yes?
- It's my turn, right? - Yes. Let's begin.
- There are many. - There are so many.
Is it really okay to say it?
What are you thinking of? Come here. Tell me.
No, I don't want you to steal my idea.
I'll say it later.
(It seems like it's going to be hardcore.)
- Joon Ho, your turn is coming soon. - I know.
- Keep that in mind. - I'll start with the easy one.
- In 1, 2, 3, 4. - Defconn's flaws
- Defconn's flaws - He's enthusiastic
Defconn's flaws
He's enthusiastic and has a skin disease on his neck
Hold on a second. What does that mean?
- I don't have a skin disease. - You do.
(The back of his neck is red.)
- What is this? - There's something.
- It's a pimple. There's a crater.
- It is a flaw. - This is unfair.
It's red because he hit me.
Defconn, this is just a TV show.
- You're sensitive. - You will have to pay for this.
Let's start over. In 1, 2, 3, 4.
- Defconn's flaws - He's enthusiastic
Defconn's flaws
He's enthusiastic and has a skin disease on his neck
- Defconn's flaws - Defconn's flaws
He's enthusiastic and has a skin disease on his neck
He's timid
Defconn's flaws
He has a skin disease on his neck and he's timid
He likes to lie
(He likes to lie.)
(He's the whole package.)
Don't you agree?
(Everyone seems to agree.)
Let's move on quickly.
- Defconn's flaws - Defconn's flaws
He's enthusiastic
He has a skin disease on his neck and he's timid
He likes to lie
He never dates real girls
(That's Defconn's weakest point.)
- It's okay. That's a fair point. - Let's go on.
(He's hurt.)
I have a skin disease on my neck and I'm timid
(Now he has to mention his own flaw.)
I never date real girls and I don't like myself
("I don't like myself"?)
- "I don't like myself"? - What does that mean?
(Poor Defconn.)
In 1, 2, 3, 4.
When do you...
(He actually...)
(used to love himself.)
(But they attacked his self-esteem.)
He likes to lie
(They kept attacking him.)
(He's become a liar and a pathetic single man.)
I don't like myself
(He ended up confessing he doesn't like himself.)
You don't like yourself?
(It's not over yet.)
He never dates real girls and doesn't like himself
He has no girlfriend
In 1, 2, 3, 4.
- Defconn's flaws - Defconn's flaws
(He looks excited.)
He has a skin disease on his neck and he's timid
(He gets more and more hurt.)
(It never ends.)
He has no girlfriend and has gray hair on the beard
(That's a deadly flaw.)
Is this a flaw?
- It is. - Fine. Accepted.
(It's now Dong Gu's turn.)
It's become so difficult now.
- Defconn's flaws - Defconn's flaws
He's enthusiastic
(8 times faster)
He has gray hair on the beard
His pants look weird on him
(Now they are talking about my pants?)
I suddenly thought of it.
(His flaws make them happy.)
I'm the scapegoat, aren't I?
- Scapegoat? - Scapegoat.
Why is your memory so good on my round?
My goodness.
(Look at the poor guy.)
What's wrong with my pants? My stylist chose them.
- Dong Gu, that was mean! - Seriously.
What's wrong with the pants?
(What's sadder is...)
They look nice.
(the game doesn't seem to end anytime soon.)
He's enthusiastic and has a skin disease on his neck
- This is too funny. - He's timid
(Even Jong Min remembers all well.)
(His flaws seem to be very memorable to him.)
(Mother, I might have to use violence.)
His pants look weird on him
(He's very excited.)
His face is weird
- That was mean. - Leave him alone.
- My goodness. - Hold on a second.
I can't memorize them all.
He's enthusiastic and has a skin disease on his neck
(It's Tae Hyun's turn again.)
(The game never ends.)
What was next?
- The face. - Right. His face is weird.
Jong Min told him this.
- You're out. - What were you going to say next?
- His jacket looks too small for him. - It is small.
(Even the jacket looks too small for him.)
You're stressed, so you got the skin disease.
My stomach hurts from laughing too much.
(Finally, Defconn's round is over.)
- Joon Young's flaws - Joon Young's flaws
He has tattoos all over the body
He has weak legs
He looks like an anchovy
(Joon Young's round goes smoothly.)
- This is the highlight of the game. - Yes!
(It's party time.)
- Let's aim for 30 flaws. - Sounds good.
- Let's make the highlight. - It was getting boring.
(He's nervous.)
- Joon Ho's... - Already?
All right. Let's get it started.
(Could you at least pretend to ponder?)
- Joon Ho's flaws - Joon Ho's flaws
- He smells of cigarettes - This is annoying.
- Joon Ho's flaws - He smells of cigarettes.
- He's sly - Joon Ho's flaws
He smells of cigarettes and he's sly
He smells like poop
Joon Ho's flaws
He smells of cigarettes
- Hang on a second. - He's sly
He smells like poop and has bad breath
- Joon Ho's flaws - Hold on a second.
- What's wrong? - Sit down.
(You're all jerks!)
(KBS follows the regulations of...)
(the Korea Communications Commission.)
- Hold on. - Were you that upset?
Whatever.
You're nothing but graceful.
Sit down already. They all went through it too.
I had to say something related with smell.
Now I'm infuriated.
- Come on. - We need to keep going.
We still have others to cover.
- Let's not waste time. - Fine, let's keep going.
- It wasn't that bad. - Gosh.
Cigarettes?
- Joon Ho's flaws - Flaws
He smells of cigarettes, he's also sly
He smells like poop and has bad breath
He never trims his nose hair
- He's disgusting. - Absolutely disgusting!
- I know. - Doesn't he care about hygiene?
Gosh.
Seriously trim your nose hair already.
I can't believe he never does.
- Gosh. - Today's the day.
(Pooping Joon Ho suffers a big blow.)
I saw his nose hair from the side.
He never trims them.
- Gosh. - We have a lot more,
- so hurry back. - Come on.
Sit back down.
You are good.
- Look at them. - I know what you mean.
They're all out.
Let's keep on going.
Joon Ho's flaws
(This is inhumane.)
Say "my flaws" instead.
- My flaws - Flaws
I smell of cigarettes
I'm also sly
I smell like poop and I have bad breath
I never trim my nose hair
And my ear hair sticks out
He's not joking.
- Really? - For real?
- He's disgusting. - Let's move on.
- Joon Ho's flaws - Flaws
He never trims his nose hair, his ear hair sticks out
He's fat around the waist
Joon Ho's flaws
He smells of cigarettes, he's also sly
- He smells like poop - He remembers them all.
He has bad breath
He never trims his nose hair, his ear hair sticks out
He's fat around the waist,
and has nicotine stained teeth
(The fatal blow)
He's not joking.
His teeth are too yellow.
Show them your teeth.
His teeth are yellow.
- They sure are. - I needed this.
I'm sorry, but I'll change it to yellow teeth.
Yellow teeth?
He has yellow teeth
Joon Ho's flaws
His ear hair sticks out, he's fat around the waist
Don't you give him hints.
- Who cares? - Don't you dare!
You jerk!
- I won't help him. - Jerks!
Tae Hyun, you'll have to think on your own.
- My flaws - Let's take a break.
Is he in tears?
Now you know how I felt earlier.
Don't touch me. Just leave me alone.
Keep your hands off me.
- Gosh, he's petty. - Don't touch me.
- We can always stop. - Sure.
Are you done for?
- Good game. - Good game.
- You can forfeit if you want to. - The neck disease.
The game you just played was only a warm-up.
Let the fresh air soothe your souls.
Take a couple of deep breaths.
I can't since I have bad breath.
- I just can't. - Oh, no.
He's self-conscious now.
I have to close off all the pores because they smell.
Poet Pooping Joon Ho.
- Please read us another poem. - Read it.
(Tae Hyun looks forward to it.)
("What Though Life Conspires to Cheat You" by Pushkin)
"What Though Life Conspires to Cheat You".
"What though life conspires to cheat you,"
"do not be in sorrow nor complain."
"Lie still on the day of pain,"
- "and the day of joy will greet you." - Yes, Jun Ho.
"Suddenly all flies away,"
"and delight returns tomorrow."
We can all relate to it.
- "Do not be in sorrow nor complain." - Right.
The line you should focus on is the second one.
- Let's see. - "Do not be in sorrow nor complain."
Now I'll reveal the "Lunch Game".
It's "What Though Friend Conspires to Cheat You".
What's that?
One will sit facing away from the others.
Two will stand behind him,
and one out of the two will hit the back of his head.
Do not be in sorrow nor complain.
Stay calm and guess correctly who the culprit is.
- It's better to go first. - Do I pick one?
Going first is the best.
Who's first to play the game?
I'm 2nd, you're 1st.
- I'm 1st. - He's number 1.
You're the first to get hit then.
(What?)
- Then the others will follow in order. - What?
What did you just say?
- I got goose bumps just now. - Goose bumps?
What did he say? Why?
- Joon Ho's up first. - Then the rest?
Joon Ho, choose the two...
that you wish to have standing behind you.
- Shouldn't Defconn be one of them? - Right.
- Me? He'll know it's me right away. - Yes.
I'm not going to hold back.
- We can all hit hard. - Right.
(All he has is bad luck and no allies.)
You're right.
Ready or not, rock-paper-scissors.
(To be fair, they play rock-paper-scissors.)
Rock-paper-scissors.
Ready or not, rock-paper-scissors.
(Unbelievable)
- Come on. - I get it now.
- You wanted to hit him badly. - That's not it.
- Anyway, Jong Min's up. - Who else?
- Let's see. - Ready or not, rock-paper-scissors.
It'll be you two.
(Joon Ho landed with the most brutal lineup.)
Both of them hit hard.
"Ha" seems to bring me bad luck.
(Joon Ho's not a stranger to "Ha".)
(In Harbin, he wasn't able to eat ramen.)
(Today in Hadong, he was shred into pieces.)
(Places starting with "Ha" bring him bad luck.)
Just make sure you can't see.
This is easy. You only have to guess correctly.
I just got a chill down my spine.
(Defconn's still angry about "Your Flaws".)
It's eerie to not know when or who will be hitting you.
- All right. - Hurry.
- In... - Here we go.
In 1, 2, 3.
(Smack!)
It's over.
It didn't hurt as much as I expected it to.
I know who it is. It's Defconn.
See?
This is because you kept on lashing out on him.
He ended up going easy on you.
- Well... - That's what he thought.
You're incorrect.
(Sigh)
(Anyway, Joon Ho got it wrong.)
- So... - Is it me again?
You have to play until you get it right.
- I see. - Until you get it right.
- Count to 3. - 1, 2, 3.
- Hit him hard. - You should.
- Don't hold back. - Hurry.
- In 1, 2, 3. - Let me.
In 1, 2, 3.
(Once again, it's Jong Min.)
Oh gosh. I can't believe it.
It was Defconn.
(Good job, Joon Ho. Now sit back down.)
"What though life conspires to cheat you,"
"do not be in sorrow nor complain."
Slightly look down.
- Are you upset? - Of course not.
I won't be in sorrow nor complain.
In 1, 2, 3.
- It was Defconn. - You idiot.
It was Defconn. I'm sure of it.
(Joon Ho guess incorrectly three times in a row.)
Hit me. Just hit me already!
(Joon Ho finally explodes.)
- Hit me. - Come on and sit down.
- Don't be like that. - Just hit me.
Why can't you tell who it is?
- Gosh. - Guess better.
- Okay, fine. - Do better this time.
- Why do you keep thinking that it's me? - All right.
Can't you tell if the same person is hitting you?
(Even though Jong Min hit him three times...)
I just don't get it.
In 1, 2, 3.
This time...
- That must've hurt. - Was it Jong Min?
(It'll be hard to do this on purpose.)
Am I right? I know I am.
- You're incorrect. - Darn!
- Unbelievable. - For the first time,
I was able to slightly brush against your head.
I was dying to, and I finally got the chance.
I can't understand why...
- he can't tell. - What's so hard about it?
I told you that he's awful at playing games.
This is just as astonishing.
It really hurts now.
(The others now had to guess correctly too.)
(Unlike Joon Ho,)
- It's Jong Min. - Correct.
(they made the game look easy.)
(Smart Joon Young)
- Dong Gu. - Correct.
He's so annoying.
(Even Joon Ho's rival Jong Min...)
- A gesture of forgiveness. - Defconn.
- Today's not Joon Ho's day. - Correct.
(Then was he able to satisfyingly hit others?)
(No, he got caught immediately.)
Darn!
(That's Joon Ho's acting voice.)
It's Joon Ho.
It was too obvious.
- Unbelievable. - You're awful.
- You're terrible at it. - Why did you get it wrong?
- He's so bad. - "Ha" doesn't sit well with him.
(Places starting with "Ha"...)
Now we'll move locations and have lunch.
Let's go.
- Go, go. - Come on.
Let's move out.
Yellow teeth. Yellow teeth?
I'll get back at you for that.
Is there a yellow tooth? Maybe there is.
I'll take it out if I have to.
- There's a book of poems here. - Where?
- There isn't one here. - From what I saw,
there's one by Yun Dong Ju.
"Sky, Wind, Star and Poem" is famous.
- "Foreword". - "Foreword"!
I meant to go before the sunset
"Wishing not to have so much..."
- "as a speck of shame." - I've heard of that before.
"I suffered, even when the wind stirred the leaves."
It's the famous poem.
I'll recite "Rain" by Baek Seok.
- "When did acacia make a sitting cushion?" - Left.
Take a left.
"I suddenly smell the odor of a dog."
"The odor of a dog"?
You smell like a stinking dog
(Joon Ho's reminded of "Your Flaws" again.)
He as yellow teeth
And has bad breath
He smells like fish
He has eczema, ear hair,
nose hair,
and stomach hair
Look! Cherry blossoms!
It's so pretty here.
(On their way to have lunch,)
(they see rows of beautiful cherry blossoms.)
(Hadong's cherry blossom road will...)
(help them forget their shortcomings.)
Songs are like poetry.
- You're right. - Musicians are...
- all poets. - Right.
Rappers too.
- What's this? - They're pine trees.
- They smell amazing. - Gosh.
- Goodness. - It's a pine forest.
This pine forest is national monument...
number 445.
- A national monument? - Yes.
It was made by Yeongjo of Joseon in 1745.
It has been well maintained since then.
This is the oldest pine forest in Korea.
(Hadong Songnim Park is Korea's best pine forest.)
Joon Ho.
You should purify your smell.
- I will. - Sounds good.
Open your mouth.
(Open wide.)
I'll try to open all the holes I have...
all at the same time.
You won't smell like poop here.
- I don't smell here. - Nice.
Is it called Songnim?
Yes. It's a pine forest.
It's a pine grove.
The one is here.
The one I love is here.
It's not good.
It's a parody of "The Silence of Love".
It's a therapeutic walk in the forest.
It'll be good for your rashes, Joon Ho.
It'll be good for your rashes on your cheeks too.
(It's a perfect place to heal.)
Let's go eat.
- Let's go. - Time to eat.
Will we eat here?
- Where does the first place sit? - Where?
- Where will we sit? - Where's my seat?
First place will sit on the far left.
Here.
(From first to last)
Please bring their lunch.
Bring it, please!
Come on.
- Gosh. - Nice.
- A whole table. - Put it here.
- Check your menu. - Okay.
You're both first place. Check it together.
What about second place?
It's ttukbaegi bulgogi.
(Jealous)
- What's that? - First place gets...
spring greens full course meal.
You get three types of spring greens.
You have spring cabbage,
shepherd's purse,
and stonecrop.
- Gosh. - I love stonecrop.
- It's really delicious. - Goodness.
What's this?
- It's hwajeon. - Hwajeon?
- Hwajeon. - There are flowers.
- Can we eat the flower? - Yes.
- Is it edible? - Yes.
(Satisfied)
Show the third-place meal.
(He opens the lid.)
(A sumptuous feast)
- Goodness. - This is nice.
This is better.
(It has spring greens, octopus, and fruits.)
- Lucky you. - Thank you.
- That's nice. - It's good.
Fourth place meal is for Dong Gu.
I'm thinking it's plain rice.
- Plain rice. - I think so.
Dong Gu, open the lid.
- Not bad. - It's egg roll.
That's nice.
(It has egg roll, dried laver, and soy sauce.)
You have wild chive soy sauce in there.
- Wild chive soy sauce. - Wild chive soy sauce.
You also have dried laver and egg roll.
I'll have to try some of his.
It smells fragrant.
Next is Tae Hyun, fifth place.
(Tae Hyun's lunchbox is revealed!)
That must be side dishes.
It's gimbap.
- Yes. - But it has spring greens.
Exactly. It's spring greens gimbap.
(Spring greens gimbap)
It has spring cabbage, bean sprouts, and bracken.
This must be mine.
- This top part must be mine. - No.
- It's mine. - No, it's mine.
No, it's not.
All right. Even Joon Ho who placed last...
- will get lunch. - Gosh.
- That's right. - Good.
Maybe he'll get rice.
It's the perfect menu for...
Emotional Trip with the Poets.
- Does he have to starve? - Thanks.
- Please bring it out. - It's poetry.
- It must be a poetry book. - A poetry book.
Look at that. Aren't you Shin Young Ok?
- Excuse me. - That's my slave.
Excuse me. Aren't you Shin Young Ok?
- Goodness. - He looks awful.
Hey.
There you are.
Your lunch is here.
He used to be a slave, but now...
What's in there?
(For his old master,)
(he pours a cup of coffee.)
It's coffee.
I don't drink coffee.
- Isn't it black coffee? - That's black coffee.
I don't drink coffee.
That's bitter.
Joon Ho, who placed last, gets...
a cup of espresso...
and time to walk around the pine park.
I said I don't drink coffee.
I'll also give you a poetry book.
You can carry it around and read it.
Enjoy your meditation time.
I'm confused.
Please leave quickly.
I need to get changed first.
- I'll give you a chance. - A chance?
Pick a poem...
and memorize it perfectly. Then...
- I'll give you a spoonful of food. - That's easy.
- Okay. - See you later.
- Thanks for the meal. - See you.
Take your time.
Eat slowly, okay?
(I'll be back soon.)
(He walks away.)
It's too long.
(Are poems...)
(always this long?)
These poems are...
Goodness.
They're so long.
(Let's find a short one.)
I'll pick the shortest one.
(He tries to find a short poem to have lunch.)
Look at this bulgogi.
(It looks delicious.)
- Nice. - Goodness.
Try some.
Bulgogi.
It's really delicious.
- It's really good. - Look at this bulgogi.
How does it taste?
It finally feels like spring.
- Finally, right? - It's really spring.
Gosh, these greens...
- are so delicious. - Yes.
These greens are so fresh.
Spring greens are so crisp.
- Because they're in season. - Yes.
- Spring is full of life, you know. - Yes.
That's why.
Look at this dried laver.
(A combination of wild chive soy sauce and dried laver)
(I'm tasting spring.)
- I have everything in here. - Delicious.
This soy sauce...
doesn't taste too salty.
(It isn't too salty.)
It has strong fragrance.
It even covers up the laver taste.
It's so fragrant.
- It's really tasty. - Delicious.
Gosh, this doenjang soup is so thick.
- Is it? - It's so good.
(His back looks lonely.)
Is there a poem I know?
(He tries to find the one he knows.)
Memorize "Foreword"!
- It's on the first page. - It's easy.
"Foreword"?
"Foreword".
"Wishing not to have so much as a speck of shame..."
"toward heaven until the day I die, I suffered,"
"even when the wind stirred the leaves."
"With my heart singing to the stars, I shall love..."
"all things that are dying."
"And I must walk the road that has been given to me."
"Tonight, again..." Written by Yun Dong Ju.
("Foreword" by Yun Dong Ju)
Wishing not to have so much as a speck of shame.
(He forces himself to memorize the lines.)
"With my heart singing to the stars, I shall love..."
"all things that are dying."
"And I must walk the road that has been given to me."
(He's proud of himself.)
Don't I look sophisticated?
"Wishing not to have so much as a speck of shame..."
Joon Ho, come quickly!
We're almost done!
(While Joon Ho was memorizing a poem...)
(It's tasty.)
- Jong Min, try this green. - Yes.
- Come here. - Okay.
It's fresh.
(These guys are gorging.)
"And I must walk the road that has been given to me."
Joon Ho, come quickly!
(He doesn't look ready yet.)
"With my heart singing to the stars, I shall love..."
(Joon Ho walks back to the table.)
"And I must walk the road..."
I memorized "Foreword" by Yun Dong Ju.
That's a famous one.
"Wishing not to have so much..."
"as a speck of shame..."
"toward heaven until the day I die,"
"I suffered, even when the wind stirred the leaves."
"With my heart singing to the stars,"
"I shall love all things that are dying."
You're almost there.
- You're almost done. - You're there.
Who will you love?
Who are you going to love? subtitles ripped and synced by riri13
"And I must walk the road that is mine."
Keep on walking.
- Okay, I will. - Keep it up.
I will keep walking on my path.
(He goes back on the lonely road.)
Then, let me walk on my path given.
He memorized it quickly.
(Time ticks and food gets eaten.)
(Dong Gu emptied his lunchbox already.)
You must come before the food is gone.
"And I must walk the road that has been given to me."
I'm ready.
"Wishing not to have so much as a speck of shame..."
"With my heart singing to the stars,"
"I shall love all things that are dying."
(Will he succeed this time?)
"And I must walk the road that has been given to me."
"Tonight, again, the stars are brushed by the wind."
You got it.
Pass!
(He finally got it right!)
Here's your spoon.
(Are you kidding me?)
Isn't this your spoon?
I'll go over there.
(He puts a lot of stonecrop and bulgogi.)
(He takes the whole spoonful in.)
- There. - Nice.
Go memorize another one.
Memorize "Azaleas".
Is "Azaleas" easy?
You know this, don't you?
"You're sick and tired of me. When you go..."
"I'll bid you goodbye without saying a word."
(Joon Ho raps the poem to memorize it.)
"And strew them over your path."
Can I rip this page out of the book?
(He just can't memorize the poem.)
(Would Joon Ho be able to recite the poem?)
- Do you want to try? - Yes.
"You're sick and tired of me. When you go,"
"I'll bid you goodbye without saying a word"
("Azaleas" by Maya)
(The song helped Joon Ho memorize the poem a lot.)
(It looks like they're in a concert hall.)
"And strew..."
(He even emphasizes the poetic diction.)
"And strew them in your path."
What's next?
(It's a combination of a pop song and a poem.)
(He only thinks about Maya.)
What's next?
(He can't stop laughing.)
(I should've studied harder as a student.)
"Tread gently, please,"
(Joon Ho searches his memory.)
"Step by step, softly."
"on the flowers of dedication."
Softly or gently?
- It's "gently". - Gently?
(What's Joon Ho's choice?)
Softly or gently?
- Gently. - Wrong.
- It's "softly". - Is it "softly"?
- Who'd say that? - He got it wrong.
(He can't stop laughing.)
I don't like this poem.
We're done.
(Joon Ho finishes his recitation of poems.)
You took some time for self-examination...
walking on the Ssanggyesa Cherry Blossom Path.
We didn't want to end it just like this,
so we prepared something.
Are we fighting or something?
- Can we fight? - Are we beating each other up?
We just want you to express your feelings in writing.
- I don't have any special feelings. - Me neither.
- Only Joon Ho and Defconn have something. - Right.
I don't hold grudges. I've already moved on.
- We're not narrow-minded. - Did something happen?
It's just Joon Ho with yellow teeth.
You have eczema.
Stop it.
Do you remember the poem,
- "Self-Portrait" by Yun Dong Ju? - Yes.
You should write a poem about yourself.
Is it about me?
Yes. We will give you a mirror so that you can see...
- your self-portrait better. - No way.
- Looking into the mirror... - Don't laugh.
I'll laugh like this because of you.
I don't want you to see my yellow teeth.
You should look in the mirror and...
(Surprised)
- It startled me. - write a poem...
about your self-portrait.
Write a poem looking in the mirror?
(They carefully look in the mirror to see their faces.)
(Yellow teeth?)
(They start to write down something.)
It's not difficult for singers.
- I already wrote a line. - I did too.
- You're like my senior at times like this. - Am I?
(They hit it off.)
This is difficult. It'd be easier to write lyrics.
(It's not easy to write a poem.)
(Looking at spring around the corner,)
(they try to have an idea for a poem.)
(To write a poem, you should see...)
(the most important things in our lives.)
(They agonize like a poet...)
(with all their senses.)
(They write down...)
(what they see and feel.)
(Looking deep into themselves,)
(they write a poem.)
(They are clumsy but serious.)
(They are poets of spring.)
(One Night Two Days, Poetry Recitation)
"Self-Portrait".
By Taebal Tae Hyun.
"You've aged a lot like the old pine tree..."
"behind you."
"You may miss your good old days,"
"but you will soon miss this moment too."
"So you should see it more often and remember it."
"The red spider webs around your eyes reflect..."
"years of your hard work."
"I won't be lonely as I have many friends..."
"around me just like the old pine trees."
Is it his will?
I was talking to myself in the mirror.
- It sounds like your will. - Who'll get your money?
- It's his will. - Tae Eun gets my house.
(I love you, Daddy.)
Tae Eun gets the house.
Soo Chan, lose some weight.
Soo Jin, be nice to your sister.
It was sad and touching.
- I liked it. - It was a good poem.
"Self-Portrait" makes me look back on my old days.
- Did you draw a picture? - I did.
It's my face reflected in a mirror.
(My face reflected in a mirror)
- Can I talk about my honest feelings? - Yes.
- I'll talk about my feelings. - All right.
"Self-Portrait" by Korean Pork.
"Every finger hurts when it's bitten."
"But all my fingers are bitten, so it hurts so bad."
"I got hurt so bad by the beasts' mean words."
"I will stand up again and run with clenched fists."
Beasts? He called us beasts.
It's like this. "I love myself."
"This much is true."
"A mirror can reflect my face,"
"but it can't reflect my future."
"I'll run for myself reflected in a mirror."
By Korean Pork.
- Anyway. - "It can reflect my future." That's nice.
- Do you like it? - It was nice.
- I know. - It sounded like a hip hop song.
It was cool.
It's Hairless's turn.
It's rather short. It'll end quickly.
I made it rhyme.
- Rhymes? - Yes, rhymes.
I made it rhyme.
- "Self-Portrait" by Hairless. - Hairless.
"You, moron."
That's funny.
"What did you tell them?"
- "What did you tell them?" - "Yellow teeth and..."
"a skin disease on the neck?"
"You hurt them."
"Now that I see my face in the mirror,"
"I can't stop smiling."
Can I start over?
"You look so happy teasing them."
"It is so sexy."
(He's very narcissistic.)
(How do you like it?)
(Sexy Jong Min)
I just wrote down what I felt.
- And I used metaphors. - That sounds cool.
"Self-Portrait" by Blank Page.
"Up-close, I see a chopstick."
It's a metaphor.
"From a distance, I see a telephone pole."
That's funny.
"It looks like a tree in a mountain."
"It looks like an anchovy in the sea."
-This is my self-portrait. - Did you draw it?
It's nice, isn't it? I learned how to paint in Paris.
Everyone, Pooping is getting ready now.
He will read us a great poem.
I wrote a real poem.
Why don't you do this? "Are you ready to poop?"
Poets never do that.
"Self-Portrait" by Pooping.
"with spring here, flowers bloom in the mountains,"
"and birds chirp in the fields."
"A bird slowly approaches me."
He looks serious.
(Excited)
"I talk to the bird feeling excited."
"What's your name?"
"My name is Cigarette Smell."
"His name is Bad Breath."
"And Poop Smell is coming soon."
"I hope to meet Sweet Smell next year."
- That was nice. - Thank you.
(Joon Ho has deep resentment.)
That was funny.
- I really liked it. - "Poop Smell is coming."
(Sobbing)
- This is my self-portrait. - Is it about you?
Yes.
Can I take a picture of it and keep it?
(It is the best poet he's ever read.)
Please play "Like the Birds" by Byeon Jin Seop.
When I see the birds flying
(Say goodbye to bad smells.)
"Bad breath"
- It's so funny. - It's stuck in his mind.
(Yellow teeth, cigarette smell, bad breath, poop smell)
The yellow teeth story is sad. Write a poem about it.
I was going to write a poet about yellow teeth.
It's a poet parodying "Self-Portrait" by Yun Dong Ju.
"A bright moon, drifting clouds, a spread-out sky."
"A blue breeze blows. It is autumn."
"There is also this strapping young lad," it says.
"There is also this young lad with yellow teeth."
"For reasons, I feel that I hate his yellow teeth."
"I turn away to leave and proceed on my way."
"Presently, I begin to take pity on the yellow teeth."
"I go back for another look. There he is again,"
"still there, just as before."
"On his way down from a rocky outcropping,"
"He goes to the dentist and get his teeth whitened."
"I go back for another look."
"And there's the lad again with yellow teeth."
("Yellow Teeth" by Pooping)
- It is great. - Do you like it?
I just copied Yun Dong Ju's poet.
I'd say it's an homage to Yun Dong Ju.
- Homage? - It was amazing.
I like "Cigarette Smell" better though.
Me too. It's just amazing.
"Birds chirp in the fields."
"I talk to the bird feeling excited."
"What's your name?"
"My name is Poop Smell."
- It's Beef Tongue's turn. - Beef Tongue Dong Gu.
"Self-Portrait" by Beef Tongue.
"My mind is of a 13-year-old boy,"
"but I see wrinkles around my eyes."
"Like the footprints in the snow,"
"like the woodland path I've walked on,"
"and like the waves in the sea,"
"I can see the memories and the traces of my life now."
"Which happy occasion and laughter left that trace?"
"Many faces come to my mind."
"I want to complete my diary, which is my face..."
"as I leave happy wrinkles..."
"with those people."
(Poetry touches your heart.)
He likened wrinkles to footsteps on snow.
I loved how he used the word, "waves".
I thought you'd liken wrinkles to unfound roads.
He has an extensive vocabulary.
Those two wrote...
poems that make you look back on your life.
You wrote poems about self-portrait.
It was fun, touching, and joyful at the same time.
I think this is a very classy way of...
taking out your anger.
- Are you still angry? - I am very angry.
I held myself back with the poem.
Let's finish up by applauding yourselves...
- to heal your hearts. - I feel great now.
It's okay. Let's forget about it.
Let's forget about it, Joon Ho. Let's move on.
(Why don't you write a poem in this spring?)
(The spring is in the air. Every sense of me awakens,)
(and the sensibility boils over.)
(Emotional Trip with the Poets)
Along the Seomjin River that crosses Jeolla Province
And Gyeongsang Province, there is Hwagae Market
People in Hadong and Gurye gather
To open the market every five days
Come and take a look
Although it looks like an ordinary provincial market
We have about everything you need
In Hwagae Market
Are you pretending to be a bad singer?
Or is that really the best you can do?
(I choose not to hear that.)
When you're here, we're all friends
Please turn off the music.
Please stop.
(He's turning down the volume.)
Hairless Jong Min loves music.
He's a fool who loves music.
Where are we now?
- Where are we? - Every place looks beautiful here.
Why did they bring us to Seomjin River?
We can't go into the water. It's still cold.
- No. We can't go into the water. - Listen.
- It's rather easier to go into the sea. - Really?
- We can't go into the river. - Gosh, it's sand.
- Wait! - Don't you think?
- There are waves in the sea. - We're not ready yet.
Please wait for a while there.
(They suddenly stop.)
He wants us to wait.
- We need a bunker. - That's right.
(They practice golf while they wait.)
(Are they playing golf or just playing with the sand?)
(How long should we wait?)
Is that Seomjin River?
- Is it Seomjin River? - Yes.
Seomjin River.
(They hear an alarm all of a sudden.)
What's going on?
(They look like meerkats.)
What's going on? What sound is this?
(You're scaring us.)
Come running as fast as you can.
First come, first served.
Get out of the way!
(Jong Min and Tae Hyun always smile.)
My gosh.
(Joon Ho and Defconn try their best.)
What's happening?
(Dong Gu and Joon Young run as fast as they can.)
- Hey! - Gosh.
No!
(They dash forward without knowing what it is about.)
Goodness.
(Things get intense for the first time in a while.)
No!
Stop!
- No! - Joon Young!
(Joon Young wins as expected.)
They're so fast. I always come in last.
(Jong Min comes in second.)
(Tae Hyun, Dong Gu, and Joon Ho follow.)
(Defconn comes in last.)
I knew they'd do this, so I put my phone in my pocket.
(His instinct helps him today again.)
I shouldn't run right after I eat.
- There should be a prize. We ran hard. - I know.
You're not only good poets,
but also good runners.
(Panting)
We wanted...
to show the viewers the great scenery of...
- the sandy riverside here. - Okay.
Thanks to you, we took a great shot.
(What?)
- What? - I knew it.
- Goodness. - We wouldn't have run for that.
The helicam took a great shot of...
- this broad sandy riverside. - Gosh.
You can't do that to us, the national poets.
He's right.
National poets?
(The epic poem, "Eunmorae-gil")
(The main theme is Eunmorae-gil, and they're extras.)
(Eunmorae-gil is the sandy riverside by Seomjin River.)
("The sand of Seomjin River was as soft as powder.")
(From "Toji" by Park Kyong Ni)
The mission we're going to give you here is...
- What is it? - It's a "first" again.
Again?
Why is it always "the first"?
There isn't anything we want to do twice.
"One Night Two Days, Poets' Spring Picnic".
Welcome to our first Poets' Spring Picnic.
- All right. - This is great. I'm excited.
Gosh, this is really great.
What's the thing you can't miss in a picnic?
- Gimbap? - Food.
It's dancing.
Are we going to dance again?
- Let's have a dance first. - That's absurd.
- Why don't you dance? - All of a sudden?
It's so sudden.
There will be a prize.
The one who dances the most eagerly...
will be given a very special prize we prepared.
Maybe I should learn how to dance.
Start the music now.
(The dance time starts.)
- I can dance to this. - What is this song?
(They follow Joon Ho's dance moves.)
(While Jong Min dances in a dirty way,)
(Joon Ho moves his shoulders vigorously.)
(Look at Joon Ho.)
- My goodness. - Great.
(He uses broader space than any of them.)
(I'm the crazy shoulder dancer around here.)
(Jong Min tries to defend his pride as a singer,)
(but Joon Ho already owns the place.)
(Let us dance too.)
Move aside.
Come on.
(Falling down)
We have an amazing prize. Please dance hard.
I should dance harder.
I'm tired.
Gosh, I'm tired.
(Stop the music already!)
(He sprays facial mist on Joon Ho to cool him down.)
(They stop the music since they're tired.)
It's over.
- Good. - It's over.
(I gave it my all.)
- Good. - It's over.
- Joon Ho took up too much space. - He's right.
- We all did. - That's how...
- you should do the dance. - Sit down.
Let's sit down.
I said we'll give the prize...
(Who is the dance king?)
to the one who dances the most eagerly.
- It was obviously Joon Ho. - Okay.
- He danced perfectly to the music. - He's sweating.
Is the prize a chance to do an encore?
Since you're sweating, go into the water.
- Gosh. - We'll give him the prize now.
Is there really a prize?
(There really is a prize.)
(He gives Joon Ho the prize.)
This is so annoying.
(What is this?)
- We don't use it now. - This is so annoying.
We have smart phones. We don't use those now.
It has the newest hit songs.
Really? Let me see.
- Isn't that second-hand? - It has "Soul Mates",
- but it's sung by Im Chae Mu. - Is that a Walkman?
Really?
"Invigorating Friend" by Jin Si Mon.
- "Perfect" by "Song Dae Kwan". - "Perfect".
Did Hong Jin Young sing a song called, "Cheer Up"?
That's how life is
My gosh. Does this even work?
- Will it work? - Turn it on.
It works.
(It's a sentimental introduction.)
The person I loved...
- "The person I loved". - didn't love me.
Gosh. It brings back old memories.
(It makes him emotional.)
This is ridiculous.
(Checking the prize made him sad.)
Thank you.
I would've liked some chocolate instead.
Please don't be disappointed yet.
We prepared...
many amazing prizes.
The real picnic starts now.
They have things like vacuum cleaners...
- as a prize in company picnics. - That's right.
They give you practical prizes in picnics.
- Like electronic devices. - People give them...
- to their parents as a gift. - That's right.
- It makes them very happy. - I want a fridge.
I want toilet paper as a prize. I need tissues.
It's because you go to toilet often.
- He really does. - I want an air purifier.
- It's true. - You go to the toilet often.
- He uses more tissues than a family does. - Yes.
Do you want my daughter's diapers?
I do.
It'd be nice to give him adult diapers.
You're not going to let it go, are you?
You're a little chatterbox.
Look. A bird is flying.
- It's your bad breath. - It's your bad breath.
I'm going to shoot that bird down.
All right. Please bring out the prizes.
- Oh, my. It's big. - What is it?
(Surprised)
Are those all prizes?
(Here are the prizes.)
What? Gosh.
(We introduce you the 6 prizes for the picnic.)
Take a look. We have a massage mattress...
and gift certificates worth 300 dollars.
- Gosh. - Wow.
- It's a pure gold necklace. - How heavy is it?
It's 7.5g of pure gold.
- Gosh. - I should take that.
We also have toilet paper, detergent,
and instant coffee.
We have six prizes in total.
That means it's possible...
for each of you to take one prize.
This is great. I like this.
Beef Tongue Dong Gu.
(He reveals the mission for the prizes.)
Please take it.
Please recite a poem.
"Brimful" written by...
("Brimful" by Na Tae Joo)
Na Tae Joo.
"Mother, mother."
"She fills the bucket with water."
"Before she carries it on her head,"
"she prevents it from overflowing."
"The affection I give you today is like..."
I can tell what it is.
"a bucket brimful of water."
"But it won't overflow."
- I can imagine what we'll do. - "The poem"
- I hope I'm mistaken. - "I give you."
After reading out loud,
- my throat already hurts. - "It won't overflow."
I remember the past.
I feel water dripping on my face.
I'm just imagining, right?
We get hit, and something drips on us.
We swear at each other.
What are we doing?
Here's what we prepared.
It's called "Drop the Water Buckets".
- "Drop the Water Buckets"? - Water buckets?
Do we turn them like this?
You play "Drop the Towel" with water buckets.
(Carry water in the water bucket.)
It's the same as "Drop the Towel".
You succeed if you sit in an empty seat after turning.
You fail if you get caught before sitting.
If you fail, water will be poured on you.
We'll be poured on?
- That sounds fun. - I like that.
Being poured on will be fun.
We slap each other.
We'll count when you succeed or fail.
We'll rank you based on the time.
You get to choose the prize in the order of rank.
Some are better at running than others.
The ones who are bad at running could be targeted.
Right.
We'll draw lots to determine who gets the water.
- That's bad. - We have to be lucky.
If Dong Gu gets picked, we'll lose.
- We'll definitely lose. - Drawing lots?
Determine who'll go first.
I don't understand the game,
so I shouldn't go first.
- You go. - Joon Young goes first.
(Joon Young goes first.)
- You don't know well. - Do I go first?
It's your fault if you don't do well.
Okay.
(This is "Drop the Water Buckets" by Seomjin River.)
I'll get tired after running one lap.
(One lap is quite big.)
(He selects who will get water in the bucket.)
How old is he?
He's around your age.
(He's around Defconn's age.)
(Fortunately, they aren't the ones.)
(He smiles.)
(He's worried.)
(Who will get water in his bucket?)
(Defconn is startled.)
What are you doing?
Can I practice on you?
You can't practice.
Gosh, I'm getting goosebumps.
- Round, round - Round, round
- Do I have to go around once? - Round, round
(The poets prepare to receive the water.)
Let's pour the water.
(To whom will Joon Young pour water?)
- Go around and pour water - Pour water
(He splashes water on him.)
(Tae Hyun's legs are crossed.)
(He chases after Joon Young.)
He'll catch him.
(The poets run.)
I can't catch him.
It's impossible to catch him.
Hey, hey.
I can't catch him.
Tae Hyun wasn't paying attention.
This is how you play it.
- He couldn't catch him. - It's impossible to catch.
Is it possible...
to keep being selected?
Yes.
(It's completely random.)
Can you get water again?
It's possible that you never get picked.
Why?
- How so? - You can be picked again.
It's based on drawing lots.
- You can get picked again. - Right.
Everyone will catch Defconn...
no matter who gets picked.
(Defconn draws a lot.)
I'll keep it like this.
Fill up my bucket.
I want it to be full.
Pour more.
- It'll hurt. - More.
- You'll hurt yourself. - More.
It's painful to carry too much.
(His bucket is full.)
Balance it.
I'm scared.
You're spilling all the water.
- You're spilling it. - He's silly.
You're spilling it.
Don't make it overflow.
- What? - Hurry up and start.
- Here I go. - Round, round
(He spills the water.)
Go around and dance
As we clap
- And sing - It wasn't him.
You're not it.
Let's dance in joy
The water went in my ear.
(He spills a lot of water.)
What are you doing?
Gosh, that's cold.
(He must walk more carefully.)
Don't make it overflow.
Is it him?
Is he playing or not?
Is it him?
I feel like I'm being punished.
You're spilling it.
My pants are wet.
You're spilling it.
- Round, round - What's going on?
Give it to me. Switch with mine.
I'll switch.
- You're already wet. - It'll disappear after a lap.
(He spills water everywhere.)
What is he doing?
There he goes.
What are you doing? Isn't it me?
Let's clap
(Defconn stops.)
(He walks toward the center.)
- Sing, sing, sing - What's wrong with him?
He's scary.
(It's a monster with a water bucket.)
(He looks frightening.)
(He's scared.)
- What's wrong with him? - He's scary.
What's going on?
(Defconn changes his course.)
(Tae Hyun freaks out.)
Are you coming at me?
(He's relieved.)
It's so cold.
It's cold.
(Don't come to me.)
Where are you going?
(Where is Defconn headed?)
Sing, sing
(He pours the water on Jong Min.)
(Stop right there, Defconn.)
Run.
Goodness.
(He's startled.)
Hey.
(What's going on?)
- Watch your head. - Take it.
(Defconn loses his balance.)
(He falls in a stylish way.)
(He's punished immediately.)
(How dare you pour water on me?)
Why did he throw it away?
(Everyone laughs.)
(Defconn fails.)
Why are you running?
The game is over.
(He runs away as he's scared.)
- You can't do it. - Hey.
(Defconn is covered in sand.)
It's so sticky.
I'm cold even though I'm slightly wet.
- Me too. - It's cold.
- Pour water on him. - Right, I caught him.
Defconn is already punished.
Slap him hard.
Slap him very hard.
- I'm cold. - Go easy on me.
(He looks scary without his glasses.)
(He's terrified.)
How dare you embarrass me like that?
- How could you? - Stop acting.
- Please don't act. - Your acting is bad.
I'm sorry.
(It's a powerful slap.)
(His water slap is the best.)
(By the beautiful Seomjin River,)
(a water slap is refreshing.)
Good news feels refreshing in the heart.
(The water slap refreshes his heart.)
(And)
(Water splashes on Joon Ho.)
(He kills 2 birds with 1 stone.)
It looked amazing from here.
It looked amazing.
- I did a good job. - You did.
- It was a good slap. - Okay.
I did a good job.
The third challenger is up next.
- It's Jong Min. - Who is up next?
I hope we won't be it.
It's random.
I hope it won't be us.
My clothes are all wet.
It's okay as long as it's not Dong Gu.
(It's Tae Hyun again.)
(Jong Min starts to go around.)
- Sing, sing, sing - Sing, sing, sing
- Sing, sing, sing - Gosh, it's cold.
It's really cold.
I'm scared.
(He moves slowly.)
Here he comes.
Let's dance
Round, round
- Is it me again? - Round, round
Hurry up.
(He goes toward Tae Hyun.)
I think it's me again.
Let's clap
- Go around one more lap. - And sing
(He pours water directly on Tae Hyun.)
Catch him.
(He's determined to catch him.)
- Catch him. - This is easy.
(Catch me if you can.)
(The gap seems to get smaller.)
Catch him, Tae Hyun.
Catch him.
(He catches Jong Min.)
- That's right. - He caught him.
(Goodness)
(He can't lose twice.)
Pardon me.
May I slap him with water instead?
(Defconn wants his revenge.)
How are you so fast?
Tae Hyun's running got faster.
(His hair is a mess.)
Here you go, sir.
I'm not good at this.
It's me.
In 1, 2.
- Stay far for a better aim. - Really?
- You have to go farther and throw it. - Get closer.
(Jong Min tries to teach him.)
(Swing your arm like this.)
Gosh.
(He slaps him right in the face.)
(He chokes.)
- Did I slap him? - Let's do it again.
Did I slap him?
- Let's do it again. - He got slapped.
- I got slapped. - Right?
Really?
It wasn't very strong.
- Who's next? - It's me.
(Tae Hyun is up next.)
You're already so wet.
Tae Hyun is too exhausted.
He can't run away.
If I pick Joon Young or him,
can I redraw?
(Whom will he select?)
It's hard to run in the sand.
I had to run consecutive times.
It's tiring.
(He picks himself.)
I don't believe this.
Now I'm annoyed.
- Don't you cheat. - He drew his own name.
(Thanks to Joon Ho, Tae Hyun decides to cheat.)
It's supposed to be random.
(He drew himself once again.)
- It's supposed to be random. - Just come at me.
(If that's what you want...)
Hurry up.
(Your wish is my command.)
(Unbelievable)
- Watch your bucket. - Come and get me.
(Joon Ho's ready for battle.)
You're on.
(We all know who his target is.)
Joon Ho, sit down on the floor.
(Joon Ho's ready to spring after him.)
I'll be sure to catch you this time.
- Turn around. - Sit down properly.
(I'm going to catch you.)
- You can't do this. - Turn around already.
(War is imminent.)
Face us.
You wait and see. I'll run at...
- the speed of light. - Just dump the water.
(Splash)
(How dare you challenge me!)
(Tae Hyun, you asked for it.)
(Oh, no.)
(Joon Ho slipped.)
(Screaming)
Run. Run faster.
(Stop right there!)
He's hilarious.
(Joon Ho gives up.)
(Tae Hyun successfully sits back down.)
- I'm exhausted. - Don't you dare cheat!
- Gosh. - It's supposed to be random.
It's my turn now.
(Joon Ho's up next.)
You can't cheat.
Here.
(Whom did he choose?)
I'm good. Here I go.
If it's me, that'll be the third time.
Sing the song for me.
(Joon Ho goes in the wrong direction.)
- Round and round - You should go that way.
(Am I his target?)
Round and round
(Joon Ho challenges Jong Min.)
- Joon Ho will get caught. - I know.
(We already know Joon Ho's fate.)
You still have time so run!
Run, run!
(He slips.)
(He hits him.)
(He's caught to a lilting sound.)
(Joon Ho's humiliated.)
Joon Ho, please get ready.
No one cares about the prizes anymore.
(Now it's time for your water slap.)
Come here.
Joon Ho, confess your own sins.
My teeth I got from my ancestors...
and that I can't clean.
That's how it is.
(It weirdly makes sense in a way.)
Go ahead already.
"Till my last breath, to suffer not any blot of shame."
(Jong Min unwinds a full swing.)
"To suffer not any blot of shame."
(My goodness.)
(How refreshing!)
(Jong Min's satisfied.)
It's like I've been in a car accident.
I feel like I collided with a car head first.
- You're really good at it. - I know.
- Hang on. - How about we do a comedy sketch?
- You're that good. - Really?
- I love how it sounds. - Is this the last round?
- Next up is Dong Gu. - Right.
We'll never be able to beat him.
Whomever he chooses will lose anyway.
(To whom will Dong Gu bring water?)
(Joon Young)
(Joon Young is fast.)
(Dong Gu is as fast as a track athlete.)
(Only one can win though.)
Let's dance
(Joon Young versus Dong Gu)
(Joon Young's nervous.)
Only Joon Young has a chance.
- Round and round - Is it me?
In which way do I have to run?
(This way!)
(I wonder who's faster.)
(They're equally fast.)
- Run! - He's so close.
He's so close.
(Joon Young steps in a hole and loses balance.)
(It was so close!)
(The end of "Drop the Water Buckets")
- That was so close. - They were neck and neck.
- Look. - My legs failed me again.
(The reason Joon Young lost)
It's the first time he couldn't catch someone.
One Night Two Day's first Poets' Spring Picnic.
- The winner is... - Mr. Yellow Tooth.
(Joon Ho wants the gold necklace.)
- It's now yellow. - Gosh.
I want a real yellow tooth now.
The winner is Tae Hyun!
- I won? - How?
- How did he win? - He won many rounds.
This is nothing but junk to you.
Believe me when I say it.
- You know he's right. - I want this.
All right. So Tae Hyun chooses the massage mattress.
I can already see how it'll look in my house.
Soo Chan will claim it as his.
He'll be sprawled across the mattress...
with his tummy making waves.
He'll end up gaining more weight.
It'll be good for indigestion.
In seconds place is Dong Gu.
- I see. - Right.
What will you take home?
Take this. Coffee is better.
- You can have it yourself. - I'll take these.
In third place is...
- Joon Young. - What?
- No way. - If I were you, I'd take this.
Take this. Can't you see it'll be of good use?
(I'm taking the gold necklace.)
In fourth place is Jong Min.
The leftover prizes are of equal value.
I'll take this.
- All right. - These two don't even drink coffee.
Jong Min doesn't drink coffee as well.
- In fifth place is Joon Ho. - Pooping Joon Ho.
You'll need to clean up after you poop.
- Jong Min's right. - You'll need to do the laundry.
Let go.
- Let go. - I don't drink instant coffee.
I don't drink coffee at all. I don't even go near it.
- Really? - Besides, I need laundry detergent.
I'll take these to my dad. He'll love them.
Last but not least, can you let your inner poets...
share their thoughts on today's spring picnic?
"I ran."
"I ran too."
"Now let's go and take a shower."
- Let's go. - Sure.
(Next week)
(As the wind blows, as the tide flows)
(He with a free spirit)
(A wanderlust poet will join us.)
(The outgoing and humorous Kim Sat Gat)
(However, the elderly are one step ahead.)
(Will they be able to stop wandering...)
(and finally settle down?)
(On a rainy spring night,)
(we welcome a real poet.)
(See you next week!)
("Sing with the Swing" by Peter Han)
("Coloring Book" by Oh My Girl)
("Happy Sunday")